marcolitis
when you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.
marcello: “yo you trynna get f-cked up tonight?”
louis: “yes, lad, like marco in cuba last thanksgiving.”
alex: ” d-mn, bro too faded, marcolitis type of sh-t!”
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