a marijuana peanut b-tter cup consists of peanut b-tter, chocolate, and marijuana. what better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman’s face when arresting a suspect.
jordan schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut b-tter cups in florida. he was with the houston astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
a weird randomer you’re weird and random you’re a wandomer!
- jonathan swift
masturbating to cl-ssic literature in a short period of time. “i don’t have much time! quick hand me that copy of a modest proposal. i’m gonna run to the bathroom and pull a jonathan swift”.
the coolest gang ever! they are normally a gang of three friends that stick together! each member is called a gangle. because they are gang goals! wow. that is the coolest gang ever. i want to be a part of that trigangle! sadly there can only be three members!
- rusty slide wistle
when your licking a chics -ss and your fingering her p-ssy at the same time. hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were p-ssed out
bull sh-t suck my t-t kevin: my mom totally gave me money to go to the carnival last night but i just sold meth behind one of the tents. leah: bssmt