mario party rules
mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at mpr gets you quite baked
(luigi) we played mario party rules last night, i won the minigame star happening star an coin star i was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(wario) i hate mario party rules i pay the most an have the least!
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