mario’s egg van
a mobile diesel powered p-rnography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port
there goes mario’s egg van past a creche
safe maz, got any p-rno or free range
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