outsourcing is farming work out to an external ent-ty that can do it cheaper or more effectively. marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower “total cost”
david: what was eliot spitzer thinking?
mark: marital outsourcing. better service, lower cost.
david: lower cost? he spent thousands of dollars!
mark: you ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
the act of masturbating while painting a wall, or using your j-zz to paint a wall. isaiah’s mom caught him masturpainting in the bathroom. the art of masturbating while painting or using your c-m to paint a wall ryan finished masturpainting the bathroom
- norwich dating
a term used when “friends with benefits” is just too long to say.- -best used in a military or pseudo-military atmosphere where an above average attractive male is paired with a below average looking female due to the lack of a sutiable pool of females for the male to pick from. “hey, i heard you […]
- norweigan pillow fight
when two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake. “hey did you hear who won the norweigan pillow fight last night?”
gypsy sandii your such a gypsy, give me your tears!
- norwegian giftwrapping
norwegian giftwrapping is an ancient norwegian hunting tradition. it is the act of wrapping your scr-t-m over a persons mouth, and then putting your -n-l sphincter over his nose. you then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the -n-s. 1. “hey lars is sleeping, lets give him a norwegian giftwrapping!” […]