Marlboro Mediums
1.) like reds but the paper don’t burn as fast. they taste much better than lights, which are for b-tches and queermof-gs-xuals. mediums are usually bought when there are no reds available.
2.) marlboro red jr… life’s short, smoke up, kiddos.
kid: evening fine sir, a pack of marlboro reds please.
clerk: you look kinda young, lemme get some id.
kid: i meant mediums, sorry.
clerk: oh aight, that’ll be $8.50.
inner thought: finally, a store that sells smokes.
me: really, you only got two types of cigarettes?
clerk: yeah? you want camel lights or marlboro mediums?
me: uhh… the mediums… what are you, r-t-rded?
clerk: excuse me? this is a fine wine store you know.
me: look. i don’t care if your gay, just gimme da smokes.
1 more definition
the most wretched and awful cigarette known to man. the stale tobacco that is used to make marlboro mediums is mixed with the feces and puke of poo-eating illegal immigrants. the sh-tobacco is then left to sit and rot for three years.
marlboro tricks you with a pretty box and a buy one get one. they never tell you that it comes with a fecal aftertaste and nausea.
smoking should be something you enjoy not a ch-r-. marlboro mediums make smoking a horrible ch-r-. they make you fell sick for the rest of the day.
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