Maskod
1. to get owned or fail by the dumbest of stupidest things
2. to loose a hand in poker by a much inferior hand or your opponent making a dumb move and ends up you still loosing
1. did you hear watson got maskod. the girl was giving him a hand job and blew his load in his own eye.
2. i went all in for 300.00 and that idiot called me with 6-2 off suit and hit trips. you got so maskod.
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