marmitan


an adjective used to describe something that is either pleasantly wonderful or absolutely horrid, depending on the user.
you: this shot tastes like garbage liquid, how could anybody possibly enjoy this?
your sn-bby coffee friend: my friend, espresso is a luxury of inherent marmitan nature. if you do not like it, something is wrong with you.

“you either love it or hate it.” -marmite

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