marolt cafe
an orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a “cafe” but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. when you try to pour soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. you have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. and you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.
“should we go to campus or marolt cafe?”
“marolt is -ss dude”
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