marquis
1. a guy who doesn’t know who he’s messing with
2. a guy(or girl! we’re not sure) who thinks he’s bringing s-ssy back when really he’s just rude
3. an it who just can’t commit. he quits
4. a guy who just cannot beat any levels on candy crush
5. claudia that’s all that needs to be said
6. a guy who just can’t take the heat and won’t stay out of the kitchen
7. a guy who can dish it out but just can’t take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. a guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. a guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. a guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. entomophobia
12. a guy who ranks youtubers with no understanding of good channels
13. a guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. a huge hunk of lard
15. a guy who’ll suck the skin right off those “frogs”
16. oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. a guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. a person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. a person who disagrees with any of these points
20. and finally… a guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
guy 1: hey look at that guy over there being super cool, awesome, handsome, and saving the day! i wonder who it is?!
guy 2: well it couldn’t be a marquis! oh my gosh its a matthew!!!!!!!
marquis 1: -sucks the skin off of a “frog” – i wish i were as cool as a matthew! at least i’m lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! my momma’s so proud that we have the same initials!
guy 2: dude i would totally think that was cool if you weren’t a total weirdo!
marquis 1: remember when i asked for your opinion? me neither!
marquis 2: oooooooooh burn!
marquis 3: ahhhhh guys theres a gnat flying around! its gonna kill us!
marquis 1: -sees bird in the sky- ahhhhh a fly! its gonna kill us!
marquis 2: -sees someone dressed fashionably- ahhhhh my eyes! i’m blinded!
marquises 1,2,&3: -run off and jump off a cliff-
guy 1&2: yaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!
11 more definitions
the most amazing guy you will ever meet… takes pleasure out of making people happy and will go out of his way for his family… loves with everything and is super protective. if you meet one he will be the heart and soul of you and if you lose one then you have nothing left in life….
girl one: wow did you see him
girl two: yeah he is my boyfriend
girl one: oh that is cool he seems like the type of guy you would fall in love with
girl two: that is cause he is a marquis
1. noun – one who must be laid at least once every two days
2. verb – to dance well at different points in time (music is not necessary to perform a marquis)
1. girl 1: the guy down the hall from me has a girl
back to his room almost every night.
girl 2: he’s a marquis
2. he marquises the soulja boy on command, whether there is
music or not.
a french ruler. another name for marquis is a cerole person.
a marquis rules over people.
definitions:
a person who is the sh-t! a b-tching person, they are sick!
they are so amazing f-cking everyone loves them <3 party animal/ life of the party examples: she is a marquis she's so f-cking amazing, i love her <3 wow, they're cool enough to be the next marquis. the most popular person/"big person on campus" a sweet lovable boy who is often nice to others. welcomes new people with an open mind and heart. is usually loved by most, especially the girls. gets along well with the rest of his group and is well favored and made to feel right at home. awwww, look at him. he's so adorable, what a marquis an african american kid who wears tight pants and listens to punk, hrdcore, and ska music. he goes to shows to release energy and never gets angry no matter what you do. he is known in his circle of friends for having the biggest p-n-s(four finger girth)and started a club for others with big p-n-ses he also has a beautiful girlfriends whom he loves more kenney: marquis, your p-n-s is only three finger girth. marquis: b-tch its four! just look at the pic u noob. taylor: hey, me and marquis and some other ppl are going to no way fest. you wana come with anthony: no thanks, i dont like hardcore punk, nd i dont think i can be within 20 ft of that 4 girth c-ck
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