marshturbarting


masturbating with a marshmallow in your -ss and farting and burping at the same time, hence the word “bart” = burp + fart. the fart can often be used to warm the mallow in prep for a smore.
wow i’m having a lot of gas, i’m horney, and i would love a smore…i feel like marshturbarting

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