comes from root word: master, marster is one of the divine. in a.d. 2900, he eliminated koyoto from the face of the earth.
(n) g-d, father, king
(v) to conquer.
dear marster, have mercy on me, your devout follower.
marster, you rock.
master marster, please come to me.
n00b: mar u pwn
someone who dresses like a 1940’ies depiction of a martian.
he was real marster wearing his tight silver shirt and trousers.
- coffee date
the kind of date you take someone on if you’re not sure if you want to nail them or not. it’s well known that erotic p-ssions are inflamed by mocha. an -n-logy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out. “what’s happening with […]
- Marston Magenta
1. the most f-ggetty shade of fuscia that one can imagine. 2. a color usually -ssociated with non functioning inventions. 1. phil chose marston magenta for his boyfriend’s bedroom walls. 2. that square wheel would look good painted in marston magenta.
- coffee wife
the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop my coffee wife was off today and n-body else knows just how to make my latte.
slang version of “motherf-cker” shortened for quick and easy usage and able to fit almost anywhere in any sentence or conversation. used in all the same instances as “motherf-cker”. an extremely useful word, can be used to describe anything, any emothion or thought, or anybody. can be used either offensively and/or casually. mainly used in […]
- get the net
the equivalent of saying “catch up” or “acquaint yourself”. taken from wayne’s world, when wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to “get the net” “wayne i love you” “we broke up already, get the net” “hey wanna come to a party?” “i don’t like you or any of your friends, get the net.