Martin Freeman
a british actor well-known for his work in the office and his upcoming role as bilbo in the hobbit. he also plays john watson in the recent bbc adaptation of sherlock holmes, and is made of kittens.
he goes fast.
martin freeman.
one s-xy–ss m-f- of a bamf.
f-ck you, he won a bafta!
often likened to a hedgehog.
who’s that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
oh that’s just martin freeman….
hedgehog
aw, look at that cute martin freeman!
(noun)-a hedgehog made out of kittens, jam and rage.
“man, i really hate martin freeman”
“f-ck you, he won a bafta”
the perfect baby b)))
person 1: martin freeman
person 2: martin freeman ? who’s that ?
person 1: kill
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