Martining


the act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in -n-l s-x, when finished take an item from them and replace it with “your load”
never go out with terry, he’s just as likely to be martining you as buying you a drink.

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    – an makeshift enema that is created on the spot in order to wash one’s munt (-sshold) out before -n-l s-x. derived from munt -ss flusher – something that flushes (via water) munt flusher – a device that washes one’s -sshole could be a soda bottle, shower wand, etc “so i was at this trick’s […]

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    noun – the smell that is left on one’s finger after touching a “ripe” -sshole. i was totally going to try r-mm-ng this dude, until i got a whiff of his munt funk and almost puked on his legs.

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    the act of r-mm-ng a guys -sshole. munt manc-nt/-sshole munch to eat ; “this dude loved my -ss so much, i know he would have totally been down for muntmunching it all night long. i would muntmunch that -sshole anyday.


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