Martinus


martinus is a very rare species of male often mistakened for being mexican but is usually indonesian. he has the magical capabilities of remaining unbiased in any dramatic situation. watch out! martinus does not handle stress very well and therefore needs to be paired with a blanca so that she can be the calm to his storm. martinus is a quiet and studious fellow but can turn up harder than anyone else.
dang! martinus just took four shots without chasers!

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