Marty Freidman
one of the greatest guitarists of all time, joined megadeth(=g-d) from 1990 to 1999 and recorded some of the most amazing sh-t ever heard by human ears. his solos are out of his world, he could f-cking rape any piece of sh-t that he comes up against, his jackson kelly guitars are the greatest thing to happen to music in a long time, and he could kick the f-ck out of any half -ss idiot like john frusciante (red hot chili d-ckheads can sniff my f-cking chode) or any other d-ld- like that just by looking at him. also has the sweetest f-cking hair ever seen, now lives in j-pan where he produces pop music and rapes the sh-t out of little asian wh-r-s.
cool dood 1: i heard marty freidman killed god yesterday by playing “hanger 18” so loud it blew his brains out of his -ss.
cool dood 2: yea he tends to do things like that alot. megadeth rules.
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