mary is a basic -ss hooker on a site called “roblox” she is a very sl-tty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.
goran: mary wanna f-ck?
mary carmichael: *pulls off panties*
basically sjfc is a manchester united fan who lives in walsall wood and he is an absolute g hi sjfc i never knew you were so amazing at football omg!!!!!!
- jewy fingers
an individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. these individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. they often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women. want to invite tim to play monopoly with us? nah, he’s got jewy […]
- barney tw*t
a tw-t so inflamed it’s purple like barney.. usually has a huge l-b– “hey guys have you seen mel’s p-ssy? it’s purple, looks like a barney tw-t.
- dunk some
to provide the weed when only one person is paying “aye brent come dunk some gas on my head” “i already dunked some earlier on tayvon” term originated in columbus, georgia
- white tea
a white tea is a normal cuppa. with a slight subst-tution. instead of putting the milk in, the male will -j-c-l-t- into the tea. they will give this to their partner without them knowing. you should have seen that white tea i gave her, she drunk it all. she couldn’t even make it past the […]