mashie
the unstopable urge to confuse people on purpose.
example 1:
2 kids working on a science project:-
dawn:so how do we find the molecular structure of the atom?
jerry: by flipping to page 86 and completing the lesson about molecular shapes and how it contributes to air pollution.
dawn: whaa..??!
jerry: nothing, i like tuna.
dawn: quit pulling a mashie and concentrate with me!!
example 2:
stop mashying around your confusing the sh-t outta me!
example 3:
i’d love to mashie him right now, look now guillable he looks!
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