Maslin Law


an epiphany of cognition that supersedes all reason. it is akin to thisness and whatness; is the law actually a law, or just the thought of what a law is? you will only know if it has happened, after it has happened. it requires no translation; no correlations; no other relevancy. it just is.
anything that only makes sense to the person doing it is maslin law. for instance, a person who insists on playing a drinking game by a rule or rules which no one has ever heard of, maslin law. you can only witness examples of maslin law after it has happened.

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