massachusetts baseball
a lot of unathletic, rich white kids. majority of them are going to be pitchers. the rest are single – a shortstops.
“welcome to the majors kid. where are you from?”
“springfield.”
“which one r-t-rd?”
“m-ssachusetts.”
“f-cking m-ssachusetts baseball…”
“what?”
“are you a pitcher?”
“nope, shortstop.”
…
“lord, give my new friend and i the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. and if he does, don’t make me go blind.”
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