Masta Blasta


adj; a term used to describe someone who’s quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.
yo! he’s a masta blasta at pacman! look at him snag those little dots!
s-xual term; a masta blasta or master blaster is when you have the biggest -j-c-l-t–n in your your entire life. usually happens on face but in other words, biggest load you ever had
dude 1: dude i did a masta blasta on my girlfriend yesterday she almost drowned.

dude 2: you have to be more careful one more like that and she will drown.

dude 3: oh sh-t

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