mastan
a mastan is a very s-xy and intelligent man. he will spend countless hours in the gym, perfecting his beautifully toned body. he is also very kind and comp-ssionate. he tends to be very empathetic, so don’t show him sad videos. a mastan is also very humorous and will try to make you laugh at the most random things. if you are lucky enough to know a mastan, then keep him around. he is the weirdo at the party that makes everyone laugh and smile.
hey, does your friend group’s mastan like newts?
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