master dick slinger


a dude with a self-confident att-tude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)esp-cially at slinging meat/having s-x.mostly true master d-ck slingers dont get much practice but when they have s-x they can make most girls c-m hard
jeremy:im a master d-ck slinger im f-ckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs

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