Master Procraster


a “master procraster” is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

master procrasters usually do better on -ssignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on -ssignments that they spend a lot of time on.

the term “master procraster” is in itself an example of the concept – “procraster” is a shortened (i.e. bs-ed) version of the word “procrastinator.” even though it’s “shorter,” it works better than “master procrastinator.”
me: “dude, i totally got an a- on that paper.”
friend: “holy cr-p! how much time did you spend on it?”
me: “dude, i did it at lunch.”
friend: “seriously man, you’re a master procraster.”

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