Masterbation Station


an area – usually your room – where you go to watch p-rn or just to beat your meat over someone
rob spends all his time in his m-st-rb-t–n station watchin’ animal p-rn
somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person
“thats her m-st-rb-t–n station

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