masterbator


a person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. a masterbator doesn’t need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
dude 1: look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. he’s also making weird noises too.

dude 2: he’s a masterbator he’s able to m-st-rb-t- with his mind.

yak: that’s right i am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. no need for women or p-rn and no getting c-ckblocked. and look no hands! hahaha.
a master bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have m-st-rb-t-d (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, w-nked off, etc.), has become an expert at it — a true master masturbator (or master bator).

works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.
hozay hasn’t gotten any tail in such a long time that he’s become a true-to-life master bator!!!
common mispelling of the word masturbator.

he was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. unfortunately, he wasn’t going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)….and a big dumb-ss.

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