masterburst
also known as the one that got away. it is the act of eagle-eyeing a good f-ck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. the big moment then arrives. you notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. while cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. this lost man juice is known as your masterburst.
debbie: “dammit jim that the last time i walk barefooted in your room. the carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots.”
jim: “those are my masterburst spots debs…”
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