Masterbutation
m-ss – tur – byoo – tay – shun
1. n. the act of combining masturbation with mutilation. the word is a combination of the words m-st-rb-t- and mutate, although mutation is not part of the process.
“that guy is so bad-ss. i heard he masterbutates.”
“holy sh-t, masterbutation just scares me. call me a b-tch, but i just don’t think i could do it.”
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