masternormanbator
a guy who appears normal, once you get him talking, he can go on and on about his masturbation habits.
he’s quite good at spinning bullsh-t stories to appear like a mackdaddy, especially on his blog that n-body reads but the truth is, he’s just another masternormanbator.
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