mastur-baiting
the act of masturbating publicly in attempts to attract a partner of the opposite s-x.
john- ” d-mn, i was mastur-baiting all night at the club and ot one girl even talked to me!”
bill- ” last time i mastur-baited i did it to much and had to go home to change my pants”
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