masturbation Legend
someone who can m-st-rb-t- secretly in public.
i’m a masturbation legend because i got off in my ccd teacher’s office.
some one who can m-st-rb-t- in public places secretly. a place that was thought of as unthinkable to m-st-rb-t- at.
ie. bookstore, supermarket, library, school, work!, changing rooms, etc.
person 1: yo i just m-st-rb-t-d in the school library!
person 2: really? yesterday i m-st-rb-t-d in office detention!
person 3: holy sh-t! what masturbation legend’s you are!
#masturbation #legend #secret load blow #masturbation pro #renaissance man
Read Also:
- Got Rengared
originaly the structure based on a famous video game so called league of legends. in the game it means you died incredibly fast by a stealthy -ss-ssin, rengar. in reality it means that something happened to you too fast and you couldn’t even take a breath under the time period of the event. hey, tim? […]
- Trancletus
a transgender with an oversized cl-toris wow! stacy is a trancletus
- n.b.f.c.
non b-n-r feature compliment. compliment her on one of her features that doesn’t give you a b-n-r. tell her how beautiful she is without mentioning features that trigger b-n-rs. you have really nice eyes. he was so sweet, he started the conversation with an nbfc tellin me i have a nice smile. so much better […]
- Tear-arsing
the act of moving extremely fast. paul was tear-arsing down the hill on his bicycle
- donny bird
a donny bird is a lady of certain intelligence and social standing. from the south yorkshire town of doncaster. usually sporting fake tan and fake louboutins. at first glance, these ‘ladies’ could appear to have an element of cl-ss. but in reality, this bird can 100% suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. usually seen […]