Masturbationship
a friendship that is based on masturbation. the two friends talk about masturbation and frequently m-st-rb-t- while talking to each other.
person 1: have you heard about joe and anna’s masturbationship?
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: they total w-nk over each other and talk about w-nking and stuff.
a not so popular but a more accurate way of stating you’re currently single.
arthur: so, how is your s-x life?
louis: well, i am currently in a masturbationship, so it’s great!
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