Math Syndrome


a syndrome that results from doing too much math in a short period of time. symptoms include carpel tunnel, dreaming in algebra and not getting dates.
person 1: did ya hear about billy? he got math syndrome from his calculus cl-ss and now his girlfriend broke up with him.

person 2: i had that for a bit during grade ten. stupid radicals.

person 1: no kidding.

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