masturbatorium
a location frequently used for one’s own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as p-rnography, and other turn-ons.
jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and bill gates.
any location wherein people of all ages, s-xes, colors, and creeds come together to m-st-rb-t- furiously, fiercely, and incessantly.
hey guys, you wanna come to the masturbatorium later on? me and some foreign chicks from the jewish center were thinking of going.
an entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. this room may include p-rno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). a wooden chair and some candles may also be present.
“that little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says ‘jack shack’? that’s just the masturbatorium.”
a room or special place designated by a person for masturbation.
having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.
an establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.
paul, we didn’t see you last night at the bar.
paul: no, i cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.
a place to m-st-rb-t-, alone, or with others. example is from a playboy adult limmericks’s column circa 1969.
today’s modern movie emporium
is not just a cinamatorium
but a highly effectual,
heteros-xual,
mutual masturbatorium.
a location frequently used for one’s own masturbation, but also a word-play on the similarly sounding ‘master bedroom’ or ‘master bathroom’. this can be effective jab or pun that the owner of the house jacks it or whacks it alot.
jack: “…and finally here at the end of the hall, are the bedrooms.”
me: “oh, and might i -ssume this one is the masturbatorium?” ::smiling::
jack: “wha–excuse me, what did you say?” ::agitated::
me: “may i -ssume this one is the master bedroom?” ::speaking slowly, for clarity::
jack: “why, yes it is.” ::relieved::
me: “well, i can imagine you spend alot of time in there.” ::smiling::
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- Masturcrate
a mix between masturbation and procrastination. it is when a person m-st-rb-t-s to p-ss time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure. house party scenario- jamie: what is jimmy doing? he has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now. kieran: oh he is masturcrating in there because […]
- matawan
place in central new jersey that has residents of various types (whites, italians, blacks, puertoricans, jews, asians,and many illegal mexicans. some people claim its a boring town, but theres actually some places to hang out. the school system is whatever you make it out to be, but overall it sucks. matawan regional high school (mrhs) […]
- Matilin
this name mostly describes the most perfect girl you can find out there. she’s amazing to be around and always can bring a smile to you face when ever you’re feeling down. there is no one out there quite like her, so if you are ever to have a matilin in your life, make sure […]
- Matt and Jeff Hardy
(known as the hardys, hardy boyz, or team xtreme) are a professional wrestling tag team, consisting of real-life brothers matt and jeff hardy. they are both currently signed to total nonstop action wrestling (tna), and are part of the immortal stable. they are best known for their time in the world wrestling federation (wwf), later […]
- Nuttered
verb: the removal of b-lls to have your b-lls removed. is romeo nuttered? exhausted, worn down, and completely drained of any energy source. at least one of your body parts is throbbing. jeff: dude, are you ok? sean: no man, i just been running for 16 hours, i’m completely nuttered.