masturbatory collateral
an unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone’s corporate ego or impress business partners.
frank: did you see that $150k brochure bob had made?
bill: yeah, it didn’t even have any decent info in it.
frank: just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
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