Masturbatrice
n. a female who m-st-rb-t-s.
(an important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart “masturbator” is redundant given all men either m-st-rb-t- or m-st-rb-t- and then lie about it.)
bro 1: my girlfriend is insatiable dude. i must have walked in on her with her vibrator at least a half a dozen times.
bro 2: that’s pretty fresh man. all the girls i’ve dated have been so uptight about getting off. not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.
bro 1: you need to expand your horizons. a woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. you need a s-x-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.
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