masturblastion
the ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or v-g-n-l fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces.
whenever i feel like getting myself off, i make sure that i obtain masturblastion, because if i’m not cleaning up a mess, i’m not doing it right.
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