Masturhate
when you m-st-rb-t- about someone who you despise. this can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.
dude, i just masturhated so hard on gwyneth paltrow.
why? that lady’s a b-tch!
exactly!
when one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. it is a c-ckblock that only affects a single person. it can be accomplished by a roommate that just won’t leave the apartment, a parent that won’t go to bed, or even a pet that won’t leave the room.
hey, don’t masturhate bro. just leave the house for like 10 minutes and i’ll be done real quick.
masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.
i masturhate thinking about zac efron.
a portmanteau of m-st-rb-t- and hate. to hate something or someone so much as to m-st-rb-t- and -j-c-l-t- on them.
i hated the school paper so much i rolled it up and masturhated on it.
to m-st-rb-t- and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. generally done in a corner of a dark room.
cleo likes to masturhate on friday nights while listening to depeche mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.
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