1. an aid used in masturbation.
2. someone who helps you m-st-rb-t-.
my mom found my masturhelper the other day.
- Maxim Gun
the first recoil-rechambering machinegun, which saw use by the british in their bl–dy quest to exploit and control africa in ye olden times. it was fed by a magazine on top (using gravity to load the next round in after each shot). notorious for its barrel, which was enclosed in a large metal tube filled […]
a sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it’s about all you can really taste. not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is. jim: hey! what are you eating bob? bob: a sandwich, with lots of mayo. jim: looks like a mayo-wich to me.
acronym for “my b-lls are growing.” used to describe feelings of swelling pride upon a great success, epic achievement, or otherwise awesome act. also may be used to describe an incident in which ones b-lls might actually be growing, in which case medical help should be sought immediately. dude, did you see me picking up […]
oversized, “supersized”, breast augmentation. a b–b job that’s way out of proportion with a woman’s body. i wonder is she has the mcmansion to go with her mcb–bs? men or boys developing large protrusions of the chest for eating too much mcdonalds. look at the mcb–bs on that guy. manb–bs caused by eating mcribs. greg […]
a treat sold at mcdonalds for $1.49 made by 2 hobos c-mming into a cup and freezing it and letting little children eat it with b-tterfingers he got salmonella from eat a mcflurry at the baker of trace’s house mcflurry: the act of defecating on ones chest, then rubbing -ssorted mn’ms into it c jay […]