masturliker
a person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.
john is a masturliker.
an -sshole who strokes his own ego until he busts a nut and keeps talking about himself after you already heard about him from him.
john is such a masturliker, i bet $5,000 he will like my indian compliment i give him because he will take it seriously, what a moron!
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