masturstalk
to m-st-rb-t- whilst stalking
by this point ollie had become a hopelessly compulsive masturstalker, spending hours on end masturstalking furiously to friends & acquaintances on facebook.
to m-st-rb-t- while stalking someone
jenny was shocked and horrified to discover ron had been masturstalking her on facebook for several months.
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