Mastylock
when ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.
symptoms:
sudden urge to relieve one self
bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.
if one finds another person/persons with “mastylock”, it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.
warning: staring at someones “mastylock” can sometimes cause the looker to catch “mastylock”, depending on ones s-xuality.
“oh my god kieran has mastylock! its when someone m-st-rb-t-s so much thier hand locks up!”
jac is a f-ggot.
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