matas
a person seen as having brutish hunkish qualities, inventor of thunderf-cking
wow, you got thunderf-cked by matas?
another word for describing urethritis, probably because the original hebrew word “mts” was used to describe a s-xually crippled person.
idiot1: omg, you got the matas !
idiot2: i hate matas ! matas is so annoying !
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