material
a adjective used to describe someone who relies on objects to bring them happiness.
based on the 1980s song ‘material girl’ by madonna
alternative adjective: materialistic
guy 1: so i bought this really hot car.. it’ll keep me happy for a week or so.
guy 2: dude you’re so material .
something people use to help them come down faster when they’re masturbating.
almost always p-rn or s-xually related things.
‘i can’t m-st-rb-t- without material anymore because p-rnography has ruined my imagination”.
noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can’t wait to write/blog/twitter about it.
pia: i can’t believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! what are you going to do?
zadora: turn him into material.
or
roberto: did you see that? i can’t believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
benigni: material.
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