maternity effect
the realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife’s pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.
a: i went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and i don’t know how she does it.
b: dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!
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