the method that the heads of the faculty of mathematics at the technion use to torture the first year students.
it’s an ‘innovative’ way to submit calculus homework, without needing anyone to check them. the poor students get about 1-2 sheets of homework a week. they usually concentrate on this hw while neglecting the rest of their courses. thus causing big gaps of understanding in those courses, not to mention on calculus since those homeworks don’t really help, (n-body actually does all of them without cheating anyway).
-did you here they published 2 more sheets in mathnet?
-oh sh-t, we just submitted 2 yesterday!
- Jumbo Midget
an oxymoron describing a a giant midget. you: “d-mn, look at that short giant! ” your friend: “that’s not a short giant its a jumbo midget.”
have a virtual battle using webcams and mics. you may use this for people in other countries. forever s-xing tay “boom ka zoom u american, one more step and i will cyberbash you”
- Filthy Fisherman
when your getting ready to have s-x with a woman and she makes fun of your small p-n-s. so you slip her a ruffie and when she p-sses out, you stuff cans of chicken by the sea tuna fish up her -ss. then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write charlie […]
a) n: a breed of horse. b) when used as a proper name, it describes the manliest of men, one who loves deeply, who lives righteously, provides for his family, loves the outdoors, enjoys entertaining, and adores children. a champion conversationalist, can make even the most introverted person feel completely at ease. insists on pancakes […]
- be furious
redirecting your energy at doing something productive instead of , say, destructive things like lighting a car on fire. jameson: i was told to count pencils again. nathaniel: dude, that’s because you need to be furious. do something to channel that energy so work doesn’t bother you.