Matincendisphobia
pr-nounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an ent-ty becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.
the australian federal government developed a case of matincendisphobia in july 2010 ad which was stopping it from progressing in life. it had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the australian federal government finally made the decision to visit richard bandler (co-creator of nlp) who helped it get over it’s case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. thank eris.
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