the matress is a system. and that system is designed for 2 things.
that system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
i slept on the matress last night.
something my brother soils each and every night.
i don’t know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren’t like real ones.
to excrete fluid out of every orifice in the human body simultaneously. for example, during the 1996 boston marathon, winner uta pippig everything’d herself. i hear that during childbirth she everything’d herself.
the most bad -ss outboard engine for small craft boats ever made. evinrude is the sub company of brp canada. the newer models include the evinrude “e-tec.” these motors are simple and have less complicated parts that would otherwise potentially breakdown but have a rugged build; they still maintain incredible horsepower and performance. bob: “hey […]
a gorilla mated with a black man (n-gg-.) also perceived as a very hairy black man. did you see that gorigga? he was hairy as f-ck man.
- gorilla heffer pig
a fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells. what would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of “brundelfly” telepod accident. perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is. doglet: jesus mate you look like sh-t! what happened? tonno: i got wasted […]
- go roch*lle
to make use of all available resources for one’s own benefit. also to put one’s own needs ahead all others. yesterday i needed my truck washed, so i had to go roch-lle and get billy to do it for me.