matt champion
a f-cking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.
“wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!”
“agreed!”
radiates big d-ck energy
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big d-ck
“matt champion is my favorite member of brockhampton”
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