Matt Fact
tidbits of information that someone tries to p-ss off as true, when they’re really just bullsh-t.
he tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they’ve consumed enough milk before then. i said, “stop feeding me matt facts”
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